April Fools Day Quotes

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  • He who is born a fool is never cured.
  • “I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.” ~ Alan Coren
  • April fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell ‘trolled you.’
  • I trust you not to pull any April Fool’s Day pranks because I trust you’ll still think it’s March.
  • Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
  • If it thunders on All Fool’s Day,
    Expect good crops of corn and hay.111
  • A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
  • The world is full of fools; and he who would not wish to see one,
    must not only shut himself up alone, but must also break his looking-glass.
  • A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
  • Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
  • The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
  • Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.

quotes for april fools day

  • Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.
  • April Fools gone past, and you’re the biggest fool at last.
  • The March fool with another month added to his folly.
  • I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
  • It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
  • It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.
  • A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
  • A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
  • The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
  • A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.
  • Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth.
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
  • A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man.
  •  April Fools gone past, and youre the biggest fool at last.
  • Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
  • I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.
  • The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
  • The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
  • I’d wish you a happy birthday but I can’t tell if Facebook is making an April Fool’s joke.


April Fool Dya Quotes







  • The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.
  • Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
  • The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
  • Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
  • Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!
  • April noddy’s past and gone, You’re the fool an’ I’m none.
  • If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings..
  • It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
  •  Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool’s Day pranks because I’ll be too depressed that it’s Monday.


quotes on april fools day

  • Often when we lose all hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above says “Relax my dear, Its just a bend not the end.
  • Only your compassion and your loving kindness are invincible, and without limit.
  • One who knows how to show and to accept kindness will be a friend better than any possession.
  • The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.
  • When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

april fools day quotes sayings