Funny Sayings

We should never be a strict person. We should always do little bit fun with others. Fun always makes happiness and it close to each others. We should always send funny sayings to each other’s and enjoy the colors of life. Now if you need best funny sayings then you can obtain here best collection. This is the right place for you if you are finding funny sayings. Read below our best collection of  funny sayings.

funny funny sayings

  • Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
  • The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe.
  • I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
  • I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
  • It’s not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She’s not marrying the best man.

quotes and funny sayings

  • Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
  • Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
  • Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
  • It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.
  • Don’t threaten me with love, Baby. Let’s just go walking in the rain.
  • My heart’s in the right place. I know, ‘cuz I hid it there.
  • We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh.

Funny Sayings

  • Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
  • Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
  • If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
  • If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
  • You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?
  • If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
  • Love your enemies. It’ll make ’em crazy.
  • I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
  • You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
  • Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
  • A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

sayings funny

  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
  • There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them..
  • If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  • One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
  • Better to remain silent & be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
  • There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
  • A boy’s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd: P