Insults Quotes Greetings and Facebook Status

In friendship relation people mostly send to their friend insult and funny quotes. They feel delight when they send these type of quotes. Insult quotes are like funny quotes. If you also want to send your friend insult quotes then through us get best insult quotes and make your friend fool. This is the right place for you if you are finding insults messages. Read below our best collection of  insults facebook status.


  • Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
  • Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age
  • If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
  • I am not saying you are stupid; you have just bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  • Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
  • Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight.
  • You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

funny insults quotes

  • You’re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder.
  • You speak an infinite deal of nothing.
  • I have nothing but respect for you — and not much of that.
  • The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
  • Insulting others is never a way of correcting them. Instead it cause more damage and proves that we need help ourselves.
  • All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
  • If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
  • I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
  • I know what sign you were born under…’RED LIGHT DISTRICT’
  • Never insult anyone by accident.
  • Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.
  • The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
  • There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
  • To be insulted by you is to be garlanded with lilies.

Insult Quotes

  • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
  • You should learn from your parents mistakes – try using some birth control.
  • I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
  • You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
  • They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces .
  • There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger.
  • You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground.
  • There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.
  • I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

quotes insults

  • Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.
  • I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
  • If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
  • Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
  • A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
  • Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults.
  • I love it when someone insults me. That means that I don’t have to be nice anymore.

quotes of insults

  • Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
  • You insult me: I can handle it. You insult my best friend: I’m going to break your face.
  • BOY-your teeth are like stars…Girl-Awwwww, thanks, are they that shining?? Boy-No, they are far from each other..!!
  • An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.