Retirement Quotes Greetings and Facebook Status

Need retirement quotes? This is the right place for you if you are finding retirement facebook status. Read below our best collection of  retirement status messages.


Retirment Quotes

  • The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
  • A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
  • I’ve been attending lots of seminars in my retirement.  They’re called naps.
  • Retirement from work has depressed many a man and hastened his death.
  • But I’m really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
  • Retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working.
  • I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
  • Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
  • Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
  • The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
  • You’re getting old when there’s no question in your mind that there’s no question in your mind.

quotes about retirement

  • You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.
  • Musicians don’t retire; they stop when there’s no more music in them.
  • I will not retire while I’ve still got my legs and my make-up box.

retirement quotes funny

  • I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension.